prokopetz:

More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign:

• A sword that inflicts emotional wounds
• A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring
• Negative gold pieces
  
• A map that is the territory
  
• Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer
  
• A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don’t feed it, it dies; it’s an obligate carnivore
  
• Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type
• An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks
  
• A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin
• Angry shoes
  

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